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The Great Shriner Caper



TEHUTI'S PER ON THE WEB NOTE: The complete existing text of the unfinished novel, The Great Shriner Caper. I completely forgot about this attempt. All I remember is that Chernobyl Cat was the main character, and I think it had something to do with his "Grand Pooh-Bah," Tokky Van Doren, being kidnapped by...the Moose Lodge. I just remembered that Choby is supposed to be from Louisiana. Anyway.

This is in the same five-subject notebook as the text of D Is For Damien. The cover illustration is the title, with the words "Shriner Caper" in block print, and of course there is a little fez perched atop the S in Shriner. Take note that I frequently abbreviated Damien's name as "Dami" and Lucifer's name as "Luce" in the narration; I do not use these nicknames for them in narration/exposition anymore, and believe I did it only in this text to save space (a lot of the print is cramped, like I felt I was running out of room). Also, my spelling in this is atrocious.

A disclaimer: I wasn't aware at the time of this writing how long it often takes Freemasons to go through all the degrees necessary to become a Shriner--hence, most of my Shriners are quite young. (I see some rather young-looking Shriners in ads nowadays, however, so perhaps this info I got from my dad, who seemed to like misleading me, is inaccurate? I can't tell.) The "Mya and Kristi" referred to in the dedication--a practice I no longer engage in due to me losing all the friends I dedicated my stories to--were girls with whom I attended school. Mya was my best friend; Kristi was quite nice to me, but I'm not sure why I would dedicate a story to her, we weren't close and never hung out, she was the popular girl. Anyway. 1990.





Table Of Contents


Front Material/Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5/Back Material



Childhood Writing




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