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TEHUTI'S PER ON THE WEB NOTE: Compilation of "injokes" shared by my former friends and me. These mostly relate to people I knew when I was in school. (I lost touch with them all after graduation, they were all friends of convenience/proximity, I guess.) These make no sense out of context, so enjoy the inanity. No date given.
Negative THREE! Osirinches! I've been a thin king... It's Inspector Dobermann in his metal boots! MARCH! MARCH! Hide in the tires!! What goes "Aaiiieeeeeeee HA HA HA HA HA!"--CLANK!? A GeeBee with a shovel! Sword of Michigan! *bap* Ow! YOU will PAY if you DON'T use the SWORD! Person hear a fart. Monkey hear it too. Monkey hear what person hear! Person have to go bathroom. Monkey have to too. Monkey do what person do! A fat belly, dancing in the night, with a butt that's shaped like a knife, with a butt that's shaped like a knife! Zoser, Zoser, sounds like a bulldozer! LaTa's making out with Thutmose! EWWWW!! The glittery necklace! Don't fall under its...ooohhhh...red. *drool* Charlene's arm fell off!! It's the pickle girl! Amy's car has HEAT! What goes "Aaiiieeeeeeee HA HA HA HA HA!"--*pop* *fizz*? A GeeBee with a flip-top head! Is reproduce stuff sold in a supermarket? Princess gives the most detailed explanation of sex in the history of dogs! Freeeeeederiiiiiiick...*sigh* "For a moment, heaven was within my grasp." "Yeah, but then he ran away and went back to Sweden!" What flavor is that gum under the chair? Oh Mr. Ostman, bring me a test, make it the easiest that I've ever passed... Excuse me while I fluctuate! Has Anderson Cooper been blown up yet? It's a KATHY KRONENBERGER WANNABE!! There's too many tribes, man...I can't pick just one!! GOAT BOY! Mulderrrrrrr? I am a nice piece of furniture moving into a nice house with some nice people. Please be very careful! Thank you! I've got my gloves in my hands, do-do-do-do, I've got my hands in my gloves, do-do-do-do. Now I am not a pan, do-do-do-do, and I am not a can, do-do-do-do, I am a MAN!--do-do-do-do! "Remember our senior class trip?" "To the Congo?" "I loved that coffee." "I loved that waiter!" "OOGA-BOOGA!" Spat, spat, spat, spat... Hermes, with the strong supple butt! Step on that rock, TURN TO STONE! I hate, hate, hate, hate, HATE Hiroshima!! E=MC2! She has a CHINCHILLA. Sexy! Everybody's out in Amy's car but Amy. It's got heat in it! I will lay off it, and lay on you! It must be his evil twin brother. Doody! Rudy-Doody! Nah-nah-nah-nah-naaahhh, nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah--ah-ah, ah-ahhhhhh! Starring--Amy! Written by--Amy! Directed by--Amy! Produced by--Amy! Costarring--Amy's boyfriends--a cast of thousands! Chew your toenail--it's a good source of protein! Happy Easter! Happy Easter! Happy Easter--oh crap, the COPS!! All I wanna do is kill Sheryl Crow, I'm not the only one, that much I really know... Good King Tartar Sauce tastes good on your fish filleeeeet! And although I've not tried it, that is what they saaayyyy! It's just a Yo-Yo. Dan Blake here! I'm Chef Boo, everybody's FAVORITE chef! Today--Cassette Tape Flambe! Bleep-bleep-bleep-bleep! Nerdo, Weirdo, and Geekmo! Heaven Sent, scent of a heavenly body! Ouija Board! It's Satan approved! "I say aluminium because I can't say alumimumm." |