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Random Funny Quotes From Tape |
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TEHUTI'S PER ON THE WEB NOTE: Random quotes from one of my ad-libbed audiocassette tapes. I would hold entire conversations among my characters, with virtually no planning ahead of time. Sometimes it turned out kind of funny. From the sound of it this was a particularly funny tape. Date unknown, but likely from high school (1991-95), as I stopped doing this a long time ago.
"I don't know if it's blasphemous or not, but it's got a great beat." [Per Note: Probably in reference to Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus."] --Chernobyl Cat "There's nothing outside Michigan, ha ha!" --Pipsqueak "This is not a mockery of Indians, folks. This is just a pretty bad imitation!" --Straitjacket "Ugh, ugh, I die! Ughhaaugh-aghh." --Chernobyl Cat "Intergalactic blues as done by Yoopy Irvins. Don't get spit on the microphone, Yoopy." --Chernobyl Cat "There's the infamous sip!" [Per Note: In reference to a local radio DJ who would always slurp his coffee.] --Pipsqueak "More from the world of the growling stomach!" --Chernobyl Cat Chernobyl: "Why do we have them? 'Cause we're immature. Four cute immature guys." Damien: "Three cute guys and one immature guy." "Wasn't that particularly sickening?" --Chernobyl Cat "She's acting airhead right now. Oh Lord, oh Lord, oh Lord!" --Chernobyl Cat "Listen to that. Wasn't that beautiful? A comedy lull." --Chernobyl Cat "Well, I'm trying to recapture the days of my youth when my voice was really high-pitched [sic]." [Per Note: In reference to how Amy's voice changed over time on my tapes.] --Amy "Ha! I got a scab on my toe!" --Chernobyl Cat "Yeah, we're gathered as usual. A conjugation of nuts." [Per Note: I believe he/I meant "congregation."] --Chernobyl Cat "We're burnin' now, we're burnin' now, yeahh, keep your eye on the ball." --Chernobyl Cat "You can call me Choby. That is, if you're not on my payroll or anything." --Chernobyl Cat |