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Poems By The LRU Student Body |
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TEHUTI'S PER ON THE WEB NOTE: Poems penned by the students of my fictional college, Little Rock University. Date unknown but likely from high school or college (1991-97), as they were apparently typed on the old Tandy computer.
compiled by the News To Us staff Tell Me Why by Fisker Martyn Zynda Tell me why the grass is green The ducks all preen The stars aren't seen in the daytime; Tell me why the sky is blue The books are true I'm here with you in the daytime; Tell me why I'm writing this poem I think it really sucks so I'm ending it now. Who Am I? by Zenon Bates Who am I? Who are you? Who are we all? Why are we here? What's the meaning of life? Who really cares? I don't. Heh, isn't that interesting? This Bud's For You by Zosima Zuleika Ahmed Don't ask if I want a beer 'cause I'm Muslim. Don't ask me to do your homework 'cause I won't. Don't ask me to kiss you 'cause I find you repulsive. Don't ask me to jump off the Mackinac Bridge 'cause I'm not that stupid. Don't ask me to move back to Egypt 'cause there are too many mosquitoes. Don't ask me to help you 'cause you're way beyond it. Now, do you have any questions? Get Me Outta Here by Damien I'm no poet! And I know it! But I don't gotta show it! So I ain't gonna blow it! Why don't ya just stow it! Where plants can't grow it! Heh! Wouldn't ya know it! I can actually rhyme a little bit! Now, GET ME OUTTA HERE!! I Hate Poetry by Ozzy Lewis I HATE POETRY! There, does that say enough? To The Man Of My Dreams by Amy This poem is to the man of my dreams. He's cute and he's handsome but not as dumb as he seems. He likes sports and parties and he likes watching T. V. But what he likes most of all is hangin' with me! So, man of my dreams, don't think this poem is lamey, Just come drop by; the name is Amy! You know who you are, so don't try to hide, boy; 'Cause if you do, I'm gonna find ya, Hosoi! Love ya! XXXOOOXXX |