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Movies You've Gotta See!



TEHUTI'S PER ON THE WEB NOTE: A fake movie ad I wrote up, probably my attempt to capitalize on a humorous radio spot I'd heard, advertising a fictional movie theater. (The bit went something like, "Multiplex, Gonzoplex, Lollapaloozaplex Theater, home of the popcorn-flavored trout on a stick...where the courteous employees hardly ever pee in the popcorn." The movie I remember being mentioned in that ad was Attack Of The 50-Foot Nun.) Date unknown; likely junior high or high school (1989-95).




Movies
You've gotta see!


I Was a Mutant Tomato from Saturn--real sci-fi thriller! Will have you terrified of that seemingly innocent fruit!

The Pepperoni Riders--pizza makers travel to the wild West. Very exciting! Features You're the Mozerella [sic] I Love by Deedee Doodah.

I Was a Juvenile Fishman from Heck on the Fourth of July--great sci-fi action movie! Once you've seen it you'll never be the same!

Now showing in the Tri-plex, Hoozi-plex, Lulu-plex, Gonzo-plex Theater!

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